Quotes

“Communists talk about the Plan. Coca-Cola talks about the Plan. Christians talk about their PROBLEMS!”

“Christian young people are not just the hope of tomorrow, they are the hope of today!”

“No one notices the zit on your nose because they are too busy worrying about the zit on THEIRS!”

“I don’t call young people teens, kids or children. I call them men and women because I respect them!”

“Your job is to ask your mom if you can go out. Your mom’s job is to say no. Everyone does their job well.”

“I wouldn’t have to jump off a cliff. If Jeffrey jumped off a cliff I could HAVE his ipod!”

“How can you take a stand for Jesus if you have no clue what He stood for in the Scriptures”

“Trying to live the Christian life without the Holy Spirit is like trying to steer a parked car.”

“If you want to say the words of God then READ the Word of God!”

“Satan doesn’t mind if you go to church as long as you never let it go any further than that!”

“The problems in the world today are caused by Christians who won’t trust God for the solutions.”

“When it came down to God’s power and the giant’s strength, Goliath had rocks in his head!”

“You know God has a sense of humor because He created PETER!”

“The goal of life is not to be happy; the goal in life is to know and apply God’s truth.”